Life is good!

Still on vacation and loving life. The beard is getting remarkable! Be impressed with the levels of decrepitude I have fallen to!

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah…

So, I’ve been off work for a little while, doing as little as possible and LOVING it!

But, as my illustrious partner in this keeps pointing out, this is no excuse for my laziness.
You know what, though? I’m off work! *grin* I don’t have to make an excuse! I’m jus’ lazy!

The first week, this was my uniform. I’m a filthy beast.

The Roof is on Fire….Just Let It Burn!!!

It seems that the lethargy of Uncle Elvis knows no bounds. After requesting that he pull his finger out, he has decided to put his whole hand in just to spite me. I’m not sure how many times I can apologize for him. I haven’t seen him recently but I would assume that he’s put on at least a few pounds. I believe he’s trying to burn the calories off by working on his ass groove in the couch. I think we may need to organize an intervention. It appears that Uncle Elvis has become addicted to sitting in front of the boob tube so much that he’s willing to watch shows like Dancing With The Stars because the remote control is too far away. He would actually have to get up to change the channel. It truly is a shame when a person falls this far down that slippery slope that is called “Completely Useless.” Let us all keep him in our prayers that he might recover one day with the help of his friends and family.

Uncle Elvis is Lazy

Sorry for my lazy compadre not posting anything lately. He thinks that because he isn’t working at his day job right now that he can loaf around at home. I mean, I understand not wanting to leave the house. But you would think that it would be normal for him to feel that way all the time given the way he looks. I admire his continual perseverance to show his ugly mug in public. However, he needs to shower. The man stinks. Apparently, his wife is enjoying her job much more right now because it allows her the opportunity to get out of the house for some fresh air. In any case, I apologize again on his behalf. Work will continue when he decides to pull his finger out.