That OLD black magic…

Seriously… what the hell?

I can’t believe that this gambit actually worked!

You do the same crime over and over and only get fined for one instance?

What the hell, man?

This one was a TONNE of work. WAY more than I’ve done in a while!

Appearing:

The Joker, Yosemite Sam, The Hamburglar, A Beagle Boy, Voldemort, A Pirate, Al Capone, A Cowboy Bandit Dude, The Ghost From Outer Space, Jack the Ripper, Bonnie and Clyde and Doctor Octopus.

I actually did reference and found pictures of the real Bonnie and Clyde and Al Capone.

Cool.

Holy crap! That’s three in one day!

Bonus one…

Happened earlier.

Not exactly like this, but the intent was the same.

What the hell? Is THIS the time?

Saw this just now. Thought I’d comment.

Get to donating, babies!

So my buddy Harold (Also known as Alan Gilbertson) from the show has a charity. And it’s a good one.

It’s called Feedback.org and basically, they go around South Africa and redistribute food to hungry kids.

Alan started an appeal, offering to strip for cash. You might have read about it.

Of course, when I heard about it, I instantly said, “Um… you know I’m in, right?”

So did the rest of us.

So here’s the thing.

Go donate. If we get to $20,000, $10,000 from us, Alan will match donations, which is only a couple grand away, and pays for 300,000 meals for hungry kids, we go down to boxers.  The next step is down to the LOVELY red, velvet thongs.

Then… and only then… do they come off.

So get out there and raise some money babies. Show your love for someone who needs it.

Holyfuckin’shit! Don’t DO that!

I’m grooving with the posts these days. Making it up to y’all! Or trying to.

Mike’s New Rules: #1

With apologies to Bill Maher, for teefing his bit.

BRILLIANT idea… yeesh

A bonus, ‘cuz I’ve been so lax

Leaving work, I was amazed that this group of folks, a family, one would assume, were just standing there, outside a locked door, staring in at us. It was a whole “Children of The Corn” thing going on.

Creepy as hell AND annoying because of vibe of this sense of entitlement. Like all the staff should stay and put their lives on hold because these folks want to browse.

Now, I’m all for opening late, yaddee yaddee yadda, and, if someone’s going to buy something, I’m all for staying open to accomodate them. But to expect, and the over-the-top outrage on their faces, they certainly expected, someone to keep 6 or 7 staff from their dinner and families because you got nothing better to do?

That’s out of line, y’ask me.