He WAS the man from Nantucket…

The T-shirt (and hence the title) was not one I saw today, but I HAVE seen it before and it cracked me up.
It was just a map of the island and “I am the man from Nantucket”.
I laughed out loud.
Hey, Starman and Bunnybuddah? Is there a Secret Beard Club?
Is the fact that I shave every couple of weeks the reason that I wasn’t invited?